Script Issue #1: Web Comic! Chris: Yay! I have finally made a web comic! Cat: Good for you. Captain: What am I doing in it? I said I didnt want to be! Chris: I /did/ say that I wouldnt put you in until after I've drawn the characters... Captain: I don't care, take me out! Besides, I look nothing like I do in real life. Cat: Captain, if you looked like you did in real life, it would be almost as bad as if sam was looking like he did in real life. Chris: Hey, Captain, if your not in here, Eleanor will get lonely... (Eleanor trying to be cute with halo over head) Chris: Of cause, the main reason is that you don't have any choice. Captain: Ok, fine. Grr. Script Issue #2: Blep vs Blarg Chris:Hey Nick! Nick:Hi. Chris:How are you? Nick: ok Eleanor:Hey Chris, Hey Nick. Chris/Nick:Hello Eleanor:Blep. Chris:Blep! Nick:Blarg! Chris:Blep! Nick:Blarg! Chris:BLEP! Nick:BLARG!! Chris:BLEP!!!! Nick:BLARG!!!! Chris:Wait... this is my comic, isn't it? Chris: Blep. Nick: Blep. Chris: Yays! Nick: Blep. Eleanor: Blarg. Chris: Arrgh! Script Issue #3: Something about Mop (mop complaining that he wasnt in the last two) David:Hey, Why wasn't I in the the previous two? Chris:Because you're hard to draw. Besides, others weren't in it either. David:But, It was my forum! Chris:It was my comic. David:And how dare you put in a blep vs blarg without me saying blek? Chris:Because you're hard to draw. David:When am I going to be in one, anyway? Chris:How about this one? David:Ok, can I say blek? Chris:You already have. David:And one more thing, why wasn't I in the other two? Script Issue #4: Power of Red Frogs Josh:Hey Chris, do you want to come to town? Chris:No, I have to do other stuff. Josh:What would you do if don't? Chris:Homework? Read? Watch Anime? Josh:Bleach? Chris:Or Blood+. Josh:Come to town. Chris:Maybe later. Josh:Come on, it'll be fun! Chris:No. Josh:I'll give you five dollars. Chris:No. Josh:I know! I'll buy you a dollar bag of red frogs! Chris:Red frogs? Ok, sure! (Chris now has red frogs) Chris:Ok, so what were we doing? Script Issue #5: Buttons! Chris: We've got calculus now, right? Cat: Yes, you should know that by now. (a button is seen on the wall) Chris: Oooh! Look! Theres a button! (Chris moving to push button) Cat: No. Do _not_ push the button. Chris: But... Button?? Cat: No. It's off, so I think there would be a good reason for that. For example if it causes something to explode, I don't want to be anywhere near it, or you. Chris: But I've already pushed the button that causes the explosion, I want to push this button! Cat: Uh... Wh..What did you say? (big explosion) Script Issue #6 was a fan comic Script Issue #7: Planning a Bank Captain: Here's the bank. I need to go talk to them about something. Chris: Ok. I'll wait inside too, it's warmer. Captain: Ok. (Chris is wandering around inside the bank) Chris (thought bubble): Hmm, theres a camera there, there and there... none over there... (Captain comes back) Captain: Chris, what were you planing? Chris: What? Captain: You looked like you were planing something. Chris: Oh, you see how there are cameras there, there and there? Chris: Well, there aren't any over there, I would have put one there too. Captain: Come on, we're going. Chris: What? Captain: Don't look like you're planning things in banks. Captain: Even if you're just planning to put in extra cameras. Chris: But... Script Issue #8: Everyday in Physics. (teacher not actually seen, but speech bubble coming in from side of panel) Teacher: Ok class, so this is what we are going to do today. (Chris is reading a book, Cat taking notes) Teacher: blah blah, mumble, blep, circular motion, mumble, blah, blah Cat: Chris, stop reading. (Cat takes Chris's book. Chris looks at hands for a moment, then starts reading a new book) Teacher: Blah, blah, blah, blek, blah, blep, collisions, blah, blah Cat: Stop reading! (Cat takes Chris's book, Chris starts reading another) Teacher: Blah blah blah, as given by these formula, blah blah Cat: Chris, I mean it! You have to pay attention! (Cat takes Chris's book (she now has a pile of them next to her), Chris then starts reading another) Teacher: Blah blah blah proportional to mass and blep blah blah Cat: Oh, I give up!! (Chris still reading) Teacher: Blah, blah blah blah, frictional force, blah blah gravity, blah blep blah (Chris reading, Cat taking notes) Teacher: Blah, blah, these questions, blah blep blah, do them by, blah blah (Chris reading, Cat taking notes) Teacher: Blah, blah blah. And so, get started. (Chris stops reading) Chris: Ok, so what are we doing? Cat: Argh!! Chris!!!! Script Issue #9: Reading. And hypocrisy. Cat: Chris, are you sure you should be reading and not studying? Chris: Have you ever known me to study when I could read instead? Cat: Umm, no. Anyway, what're you reading? Chris: Oh, [insert book title here]. Cat: Ah, I've read that. It's really good how [insert description of storyline here]. Chris: And now you've spoiled the story. Yet if I did that to a book you were reading, you'd hit me. Cat: Of course. I'm a hypocrite, and I'm stuborn. Chris: I'm not quite sure that is an example of hypocrisy, but your statement still stands. By the way, that guy doesn't die in that book you're reading. Upsetting, I know. Cat: Do you even know what book I'm reading? Chris: No, but my statement still stands. (later, Cat is reading) Cat (thought bubble): Hmm, he was right. The guy didn't die... Script Issue #?: ???? (maybe espionage? maybe something else) (Josh and Undy arguing about something) (Undy storms off) (Josh with Eleanor) Josh:Undy's been mean to me. Eleanor:Oh? What's he done? Josh:He argued with me about [topic]. Eleanor:Oh.. Josh:Anyway, I'm going to buy red frogs. (Josh leaves) (Undy comes) Undy:Hey Eleanor. (Eleanor hits him) Undy:What was that for? Eleanor:Don't be mean to Josh. We like Josh. (me in panel watching with amused expression) Script Issue #?: Fudge! Chris:Hello Eleanor, did you get some fudge? Chris: Yesterday you forgot! Eleanor:Yes, I have some fudge. ..... Script Issue #?: Violence is not the answer. (something happens here) Cat:There he is. Wait a sec.. Chris:Cat. Violence is not the answer. Cat:No it isn't. Violence is the question. "Yes" is the answer! Chris:*sigh* Script Issue #?: Rain (Chris, Cat, Toby) Chris: It's probably going to rain. Cat: Nah, I don't think so. (2 minutes later, pouring with rain) Chris: I told oyu it was going to rain. Toby: Yes, but we didn't believe you. Script Issue #?: Indescribable Horrors (Chris, Aimee, Glitch) (For a few panels, Chris is slowly moving behind Aimee.) Aimee: Chris, what are you doing? Chris (small text): Scary thing! Aimee: Huh? That's just a child! Chris (slightly larger text): Scary thing! Glitch: Chris has an irrational fear of children. Chris: It's rational! They are evil, demanding, and force you to do stuff! Aimee: But they're cute! Chris (continuing): The only reason they don't have the entire world under their complete control is because of how easy it is for them to be bribed! Aimee: Yeah, my little brother is easy to bribe...